Someone comes over and takes our drink order, a diet coke for me a sprite for him. It was between 9pm and 10pm and there were just two of us left, he jokingly says let’s go to the Vu I say sure!I walk right in not paying attention to the door guy he’s stopped and has to pay some cover. We drank our way around downtown and as the night went on one by one I lost a boy. Me and my boys had all gone out to happy hour after work, 6 of us. if that was the case, I’d be broke!Īfter reading a few reviews on Deja Vu I figured I might as well re-live my night spent here. Too bad San Francisco doesn’t have strip clubs like Showgirls. I was astonished at how clean the bathrooms were given my past experiences at other strip clubs. I guess they had no strip club etiquette? A girl’s gotta eat! The establishment was surprisingly clean. For some odd reason, the guys never tipped even while sitting in the front. There’s one medium sized circular stage (with a pole) on the side of the room and all the chairs are facing it. Better attitude = $$$The venue setup is very simple yet effective. It was like “Bizzaro world!” The girls all have great attitudes too! As you guys know, attitude goes a long way in the strip clubs. There are a few ugly girls, but the hot to medium outnumbered the fuglies by far. Obviously, not all the girls are hot, but probably 1/3 of the girls are fantastic. I must say that the second day was due to the clubs getting out and being piss drunk while having that mindset of not wanting the night to end. Showgirls was so damn good that we did a double-day’r! Yes, we went there on two different days, back to back. I thought the Spearmint Rhino (City of Industry, Los Angeles, CA) owned my heart, but the Showgirls in Seattle enlightened me on how great a strip club could be. I can tell you right now, they’re all attending UW and studying psychology, or else they’re enrolled in a massage therapy school. Also, don’t ask them what they do in their free time. Um, yeah, what? Is the dancer 10 years old? Is she really going to drink that Coke?I know strippers like coke, but I’m not sure if it’s the kind you drink. And then a waitress will walk around and ask if you want to “buy a drink” for one of the ladies. You will always have to buy a “cocktail,” which is a Coke or Diet Coke that costs 8 dollars. There’s coupons usually in the Stranger or Seattle Weekly, or there will be a girl outside handing out coupons for free admission. They usually play lots of grunge and industrial rock, like Alice In Chains, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, etc.Don’t pay admission unless you absolutely have to. It’s almost fun to just to rock out to the tunes. There’s security up the ass and they don’t put up with any crap.The sound system is killer. Overall, it’s a very safe and fun atmosphere. They have amateur nights on Wednesdays, which sounds intriguing, but I haven’t gone. The Vu caters to gentlemen of all classes.The dancers also like to get freaky with the ladies, which is another option if your woman is down. There’s a little something for everyone: chubby, white, black, Oriental, old, gothic, tattooed. Surprisingly, though, unless you’re an alcoholic or have social disorders, or both, the pre-funkshun is not really necessary. The other option is to guzzle down some minis of Smirnoff in the alley outside. Yep, you heard right, pardner.It is therefore a must you get your pre-funkshun on at local bars beforehand. Washington is one of these sissified states that won’t let you consume alcohol while staring at naked chicks. So what makes Deja Vu special? Well, it’s not the drinks, that’s for damn sure. There’s some other topless bars and so forth, but those don’t really count. From my understanding the only other strip clubs in Seattle are the other Deja Vu and Rick’s. Deja Vu… It’s pretty much the only game in town.
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